August 2011
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March 2011
1 post
December 2010
2 posts
Awful @babyformulas
awfulateverything:
Four Loko has been labeled by many as liquid crack, which begs the question, is there an incubator strong enough to contain a Four Loko baby? Also, nobody will be able to put Four Loko baby in the corner, because it will already be too busy Trainspotting on the ceiling.
October 2010
7 posts
September 2010
10 posts
August 2010
14 posts
I'm spending a week in the Outer Banks.
Never pack pants. You’re just going to lose them anyway.
misskris:
Things I have packed:
7 bikinis
3 bottles of sunblock
4 pairs of flip flops
2 pairs of sunglasses
4 books
3 devices that play music
Things I have not packed:
Makeup
Hair dryer
Pants
I think I did a pretty good job.
:(
Let it be known that Heather knew that when she married me and signed off on this disclaimer. And, nothing says awesome like hot sauce on the ear.
Andy has always vowed to bring destruction to hipster nation.
coffeeandaknife:
Just you wait. You will be like “woh, check out Dana. She was right! Such a fashionista!” And i will say “i know this information that you speak of.”
And btw Dave,...
:(
I haven’t said this since 6th grade. Ditto.
These ‘jeggings’ sound very hipster. Your marriage could be in jeopardy.
coffeeandaknife:
D: I just bought jeggings.
Kg: Unfriended.
July 2010
8 posts
June 2010
12 posts
Camp Bacon →
This looks like the greatest summer camp ever. And why America is fat.
